The Cloud Gang - alcohol-spam-🥂

turtle 18-Aug-22 07:58 PM

Wine

Champagne

Heineken

Beer ^

Chardonnay

Mmmm

1

Hard Seltzer

Moscato Peach

Craken rum

Kraken*

whiskey

Crown royal

Fire Ball

Ew

12:14

Bacardí

watermelon rum

Jamison Irish whiskey

Tequila

Warres warrior port

Henny

Everclear

Grey goose

Vodka

Gilbeys gin

Jägermister

19:34

/Jägermister cold brew

Coke n rum

Alberta premium whiskey

Margarita

MD50

jamison

Rubbing alcohol (That counts right?)

No

00:49

That's actually Everclear

00:50

LOUIS XIII Magnum

thats a good one

Bacardi 151

00:50

Sunset Rum

gold sloger

Balkan 176

babyy duck

Pincer Shanghai Strength

00:51

Hapsburg Gold Label Premium Reserve

sakura rice wine

Good ol' Sailor Vodka

00:51

Devil Springs Vodka

Brandy

River Antoine Royale Grenadian Rum

ooou cant forget moonshine

Sake

00:52

Mead

Bruichladdich X4 Quadrupled

Vermouth

00:52

Soju

Spirytus Stawski

Port wine

00:52

Absinthe

00:52

Cognac

Stroh

Everclear

dead head chocolate rum

Chocolate?

Golden Grain

appleton estate

Mariënburg rum

00:53

Cocoroco

00:54

Moonshine

flor de cana

00:54

brinley gold shipwreck

Aqua Velva

00:54

Bijou

00:55

Gibson Martini

00:55

Gin and Coke

titos

Last Word

00:55

Lime Rickey

00:55

Martinez

svedka 100

Singapore Sling

00:55

White Negroni

00:55

Southside Fizz

00:55

Pegu Club

00:56

Lillet Cocktail

00:56

French 77

00:56

Gin Gin Mule

00:56

Gin Basil Smash

00:56

Bees Knees

00:56

Basil Gimlet

00:56

Aviation

spirytus rektyfikowany

Bramble

00:56

Cynar Negroni

00:57

Ramos Gin Fizz

00:57

White Lady

00:57

Chi Chi

00:57

Brass Monkey

00:57

Blue Hawaii

00:57

Bloody Caesar

patron

Apple Cider Mule

00:57

Cucumber Gimlet

clase azul

Chocolatini

00:58

Blue Lagoon

00:58

Black Russian

sauza silver

Bay Breeze

clase azule gold

Bloody Orange Martini

don julio

Elderflower Cocktail

00:58

Lemon Drop

00:58

Madras

1800 anejo

Long Beach Iced Tea

00:59

Screwdriver

teremana reposado

Vampire's Kiss

00:59

Pineapple Vodka Cocktail

padre azule anejo

Transfusion

00:59

White Russian

00:59

Vodka Sunrise

agavero tequila

Boulevardier

01:00

Boston Sour

01:00

Black Manhattan

01:00

Amaretto Sour

1800 coconut tequila

Alabama Slammer

01:00

Bourbon Hot Toddy

01:00

Smoked Old Fashioned

espolon tequila

Paper Plane

01:00

Old Pal

01:00

New York Sour

01:00

Milk Punch

corralejo reposado

Maple Old Fashioned

01:01

Kentucky Mule

01:01

John Collins

01:01

Japanese Highball

01:01

Gold Rush

01:01

Aperol Cocktail

01:01

Bahama Mama

sangre de vida blanco tequila

El Presidente

catrino

Georgia Peach

01:02

Gin Mojito

01:02

Hurricane

01:02

Jungle Bird

cowboy boot

Mai Tai

01:02

Peach Mojito

01:02

Mary Pickford

man typing this shit is hard

Limoncello Mojito

grand mayan

Hemingway Daiquiri

01:03

Yellow Bird

el jimador

Agave Margarita

01:03

Bloody Maria

batanga reposada

El Diablo

01:03

Espresso Margarita

dejado tequila

Mezcal Paloma

01:03

Ranch Water

01:03

Siesta

milagro barrel

Tequila and Coke

01:04

Watermelon Smash

el tesoro blonco

Amaro Spritz

01:04

Bellini

01:04

Campari Spritz

corralejo

St Germain Champagne Cocktail

01:04

Michelada

santo tequila

Kir Royale

padre azul

Kalimotxo

01:05

Chelada

01:05

Black Velvet

01:05

Rose Spritzer

olmeca blanco

Shandy

01:05

Hanky Panky

01:05

La Louisiane

01:05

Gibson

siempre plata

Rob Roy

01:06

Vieux Carre

01:06

Brooklyn

01:06

Bijou

01:06

Poinsettia

j.p wisers

Texas Margarita

01:06

Garibaldi

Grants

Godfather

01:07

French Connection

glenfarcla

Irish Sour

01:07

Ward 8

johnnie walker

Toronto

01:07

Trinidad Sour

01:07

Sazerac

01:07

Rusty Nail

01:07

Stinger (edited)

suntory whiskey

Japanese Cocktail

israel wiskey

Between the Sheets

01:08

Wisconsin Old Fashioned

01:08

Sidecar

ss 100

Death in the Afternoon

01:08

Corpse Reviver

01:08

Fernet Sour (edited)

w lawsons

Colorado Bulldog

01:09

Bushwacker

canadian single malt

B52

01:09

Bailey's White Russian

the dalmore

Revolver

01:09

Mudslide

01:09

Kahlua

Basil haydens

Zombie

01:09

Pisco Sour

uncle nearest

(Ok I am done for now, I want to continue my game)

forty creek

01:10

never done

Well everything I typed is everything that I learned for Bartending

01:12

I love doing Mixology

oh bro same

01:14

can you teach me some

Once I move out, and get a Bar I will set up a bar cam and might show some

01:17

Like an At-Home Bar

oh hell yea ill be your first costomer

Sheesh I mean if I do get a Bar hell yeah

13:00

Saw this and was like

Ooooo

Not alcoholic but still addictive

You have an alcoholic role only because last night you were playing Valorant at 5am. That’s what makes you an alcoholic. (edited)

Yes

11:54

3 am for me

French Toast

3 am for me

Well still

11:56

I don’t remember last night, except for y’all’s singing

22:30

Goated drink right here

22:33

22:36

22:37

22:38

Yes I was drinking while watching a baby

French Toast

3 am for me

Yoo you’re in the same time zone as me

𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊

Yes I was drinking while watching a baby

That can’t be good

5’4 aka definitely not a child

Yoo you’re in the same time zone as me

what state you from

California

ah, im washington

5’4 aka definitely not a child

That can’t be good

Ahh it’s fine the baby lived

Ahh…

15:41

The boy who lived

Does mama and papa ever drink alcohol?

Yes

19:48

Your papa has

No wonder he is craaaazayy

Ikr

I wonder if alcohol will make me see more things

Hmm

If your thinking it must mean you had it before

19:49

Or know it’s affects or is it effects

omg an alcoholic channel?!?!

You know what who cares

marty p johnston

omg an alcoholic channel?!?!

I am the incarnate of Shakespeare nice to meet you

2

greetings sire

You can call me the child

19:50

Because of mama and papa of course

of course

19:50

shakespearean era child

Check my poems madam

19:50

They finna fire as hell

i shall check sire

19:51

oh lovely

Ty

19:51

We chat on general

19:51

Not alcohol spam (edited)

.

Yo can i have some moonshine

19:56

@Shado can i

Peace, y’all have a great time

im.ok

Peace, y’all have a great time

;((

I

Hm KY Tb by n sh l EB hL g ju

Huh?

Narutofan83462

Hm KY Tb by n sh l EB hL g ju

Yes

@𝕭𝖝𝖇𝖎 𝖁𝖝𝖊𝖍♡ shut up

@𝕭𝖝𝖇𝖎 𝖁𝖝𝖊𝖍♡ Don't Shut Up

Shado

@𝕭𝖝𝖇𝖎 𝖁𝖝𝖊𝖍♡ Don't Shut Up

Simp

Bruh

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𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊

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You still alive?

12:14

Must be drinking.

Today marks my fourth year being sober

1

fancy penguin

Today marks my fourth year being sober

im proud of you

what should my first alchoholic drink be (idk why i’m asking since it’ll be like 7-8 years til i can but honestly who tf cares)

13 year old

15:41

haha

i’m fourteen mf

15:42

bitches be assumin my age without reading my bio first lmao

mf 14 talking bout alcoholic beverages

Mort

mf 14 talking bout alcoholic beverages

loverboy?

Mort

mf 14 talking bout alcoholic beverages

once i was visiting my aunt and uncle in wisconsin and i accidentally drank carbonated tequila thinking it was sparkling water so i have a right

dayum!!!!

I LOVE ALCCHOHOL

18:42

KIDS

18:42

DO DRUGS

18:42

@Mort AM I RIGHT?

bruh

Sticker

once i was visiting my aunt and uncle in wisconsin and i accidentally drank carbonated tequila thinking it was sparkling water so i have a right

18:44

Omg we were so wrong !

for real!

18:44

our bad!

18:44

we have made a grave mistake!

Accidentally drank beer when I was 4 cuz it was in a zaxbys cup....it was disgusting. Wine taste better. Ima wait till I turn 18 tho

10:32

Actually 21

10:32

Cuz that's more legal

Ye

10:33

I got a sip of whiskey on accident

10:33

I thought it was flavored water

Someone brought moonshine to my school and drank it in the bathroom, got drunk k and forced other girls to drink it

Danggggg

Ik that was strong af too they got expelled lol

Did she get expelled

Yepp

They deserved it

@6'2 aka your love<3 know who I'm talking about

she was wild asfff and she fucked a 12 grader in 7th

10:35

whyyy

Idk bruh, she got expelled and the 12th grader didn’t I guess nobody knew. He should have caught a case, he sat in the back ot my class

Oh she could’ve gotten arrested

NAH HE COULD HAVE. SHE WAS 12 AND HE WAS 17 TURNING 18

10:37

Crazyyyyyy

Wait so he r worded her?

She consented but that's basically grooming

Oh

It's weird asf

I know

Anyways don't do drugs kids

Fr

10:38

Or smoke anything

Ppl in my school vape all the time bruh, we get our stuff checked almost every week

Danggggg

10:39

That’s against your rights though

We apparently signed up for it when applied to our school. We have police officers on standby since we right next to the firestation and police station

10:40

It's a charter school so idk

Ohh they can do a lot

Yeah, bruh sometimes they be doing to much. But I get it bc of school shootings and bomb threats and stuff

Ye

10:42

It’s more likely for a student to bring in something like that then someone else

Fr, a student threatened the shoot up the school and they did a "fake" lock down and told us if they said code red we hide....

10:42

Our school is mostly glass windows and doors.....

10:42

Where tf we finna hide

10:43

I'm gunna die bruh

In your dreams I guess

10:43

Idk

In my casket

10:43

Great idea

Yep I want it black and gold

10:44

Actually I lowkey wanna be cremated

10:44

In my urn then

I wanna be buried so my friends can talk to me

10:45

I’ll listen to no matter who they are

10:45

I’ve gtg bye

Alr bye

𝖓𝖔𝖓𝖆𝖒𝖊

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Where is noname?

dead

Fr?

....

I found you finally

@not.here hi

THE ONLY LEGAL PEOPLE TO DRINK HERE ARE @im.ok AND @zebkii

Not true

18:51

There is way more

no one that actually talks

Meaning like 1 or 2

18:51

Lol

Abhito

THE ONLY LEGAL PEOPLE TO DRINK HERE ARE @im.ok AND @zebkii

Who tf said anything about having to be legal

ezikilmalone

Who tf said anything about having to be legal

I have a rice purity score of 99

19:16

don;t make me call the cops

Honestly what they gonna do?

19:17

I’m not actively drunk

ezikilmalone

Who tf said anything about having to be legal

frllll

20:36

getting drunk with the homies cant be beat

20:36

although every time i hate the aftermath

20:36

same with getting high

Abhito

THE ONLY LEGAL PEOPLE TO DRINK HERE ARE @im.ok AND @zebkii

Are you calling me old?

zebkii

Are you calling me old?

Yes

zebkii

Are you calling me old?

They keep calling me old too

Lol

im.ok

They keep calling me old too

Well you know the terms to stop me from calling you old

Yeah yeah

Nobody cares

RACISM

10:48

HE HATES MINORITIES

4

Huh?

10:49

Bro racist

I LOVE ALCHOHOL

18:08

I spelt that wrong

I forgot about this channel

Abhito

I spelt that wrong

wdym

5’4 aka definitely not a child

wdym

ur not old enough to be in this channel

everclear while sick

21:20

sounds tempting

chatgpt is drunk

might help me sleep tonight by means of passing out

Teh

might help me sleep tonight by means of passing out

That doesn’t seem healthy

21:21

I don’t think you should do that

21:21

but no one listens to me so whatever

i haven’t slept in two days

Teh

i haven’t slept in two days

Pay someone to punch you

no

You need a milf to read you a bedtime story

21:22

that’s what you need

5’4 aka definitely not a child

You need a milf to read you a bedtime story

let me hit up one of my close friends really quick she’ll tell me to fuck off when i do that

Last time I drank Everclear my friend threw up the next day and it was only one shot

sounds good to me rn

Teh

let me hit up one of my close friends really quick she’ll tell me to fuck off when i do that

perfect

I honestly stopped drinking…I tried one sip of wine recently and just dumped the entire bottle out

21:24

Waste of money, but who tf likes red wine

21:24

Fucking nasty

fair

21:26

red wine is good mixed with ginger ale though

Eh it literally tastes like someone wanted to try and make something that they thought would taste like satans butthole

it’s not THAT bad

Alcohol sounds bad

It is terrible

at least imo it’s not

White wine is good

21:28

I just haven’t had a good red wine

it tastes bad, it makes you feel like shit, idk why anyone would drink it

I love drinking

5’1 aka Natsuchild

I love drinking

hush child

5’4 aka definitely not a child

hush child

Mmm yummy

youre the same age as me now

Can’t stop me

unless youre 15 and i have terrible memory or smth

5’1 aka Natsuchild

Can’t stop me

I can stop you from drinking alcohol by removing your ability to drink

21:30

now shush

5’4 aka definitely not a child

I can stop you from drinking alcohol by removing your ability to drink

“If you drink alcohol I will suck your dick”

I did say that in vc

21:31

now someone make that a quote

im not quoting that-

Mean either

Me neither

@Mort ur up

That is a you problem not a server problem

Teh

@Mort ur up

????

21:33

yeah?

5’4 aka definitely not a child

now someone make that a quote

ur the one who gets to do this

21:33

have fun mort

hear me out

21:34

i might just not

balls (edited)

bro got timed out for saying the naughty f word

21:34

he back

bro

Mort

bro got timed out for saying the naughty f word

i had set it that way because at the time there was still a decent amount of conflict here in the server

yeahhh....

5’4 aka definitely not a child

now someone make that a quote

@Hannah Banana QUOTE IT

13:03

please

13:03

I said the please

13:03

now you have to

nope

12:32

this is sounding pretty good right now

12:34

fuck id do straight bitters rn

Imagine alcoholing rn

Samuel

Imagine alcoholing rn

Fr

Personally I just put pepper flakes for the burn and illegal drugs for the weird feeling in my drink. Much better substitute. l_bluesunglasses

Samuel

Personally I just put pepper flakes for the burn and illegal drugs for the weird feeling in my drink. Much better substitute. l_bluesunglasses

01:35

Snorting red pepper flakes and illegal drugs…huh?

Who said snort

01:36

I never said that

01:36

Mix em in your drink

01:36

Well you gotta get the burn in your nose too

01:36

Cause alcohol sometimes burns your nose lol

Well yeah

01:37

But

01:37

This’ll do it

Lol

Just try it l_bluethumbsup

01:37

It’ll be fine

01:37

You’ll see what I mean

Idk if I wanna

Aw cmon you don’t a pepper cocaine drink?

Nah I’d be kicked out the military

Lame

01:38

Tell ‘em it’s for the funnies

01:39

That’ll make it all better

They don’t like that

How lame

Yeah they don’t do funnies

Sounds like no fun

It’s a depressing boring no fun mess lol

And you’re not allowed to leave are you

01:42

You gotta sign that 4 year thing or somethin

6 years

01:42

And nope, no leaving

Bro that sucks BALLS

01:43

Stuck like the gum on a car tire

01:43

Major balls

Haha get it Major

01:43

Cause military

Lol

01:43

Yeah

I’ll see myself out

I know a Sgt Gaylord

01:44

Literally

LMFAO

01:44

I FORGOT THAT WAS A LEGIT NAME

Yeah I thought it was some Xbox username

01:44

Then I saw his name tag and was like…Wtf

I JUST FUCKIN SEAL BARKED AT 3:44 AM THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD

You did what? BabyAudrey

01:45

ARF ARF

01:45

YKNOW WHEN YOU LAUGH LIKE A SEAL JUST OUT OF THE BLUE

01:45

LIKE

01:45

IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT

I’ve never laughed like a seal

01:45

Maybe a dolphin

EEEEE EEE EE EE E EE EEE E

Dude sometimes I got the seagull laugh

Oh my god that reminds me of a TikTok

Most of the time my laugh just be

CHOOO CHOOOOOOO

More like a piston wheeze

Samuel

Dude sometimes I got the seagull laugh

Samuel

More like a piston wheeze

im.ok

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what the HELL I did it again cry

(edited)

1

01:49

My dad’s gonna come in like “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT…ITS 4AM

01:50

Samuel

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Your dad at 4AM trying to ignore the seal that’s randomly in his house

Real

1

01:52

NOOOOOO

01:52

JOHN PORK

01:52

THEY FUCKIN GOT HIM

01:53

WHHAAAAAAAT!?!?

WAIT SELF INFLICTED WOUND??

01:53

NO JOHN PORK e_whygodwhy

01:53

ILL POST IT IN MEDIA

anyone tryna drink tonight

22:45

i am

god runners

anyone tryna drink tonight

arent u younger than me?

lmao

Abhito

arent u younger than me?

i dont remeber how old you are

god runners

i dont remeber how old you are

im 17

damn sorry, im a bit older then that

...

11:01

uhuh

mort you know how old i am.

god runners

damn sorry, im a bit older then that

BOOMER

5’4 aka definitely not a child

BOOMER

sorry i cant hear you all the way down there (edited)

god runners

sorry i cant hear you all the way down there (edited)

Shots fired

Hannah Banana

Shots fired

lmfao hry, also she came at me

god runners

lmfao hry, also she came at me

I’m doing pretty swaggy. How are you?

god runners

lmfao hry, also she came at me

she did WHAT

5’4 aka definitely not a child

she did WHAT

Jayden ur 5 year old brain

5’4 aka definitely not a child

she did WHAT

you came at me lmfaoooooooooooo

20:20

when you called me a booomer

wow

20:21

I'm disappointed

it was a jokeee

you called me a she

god runners

it was a jokeee

what?

20:21

no idgaf about that

brooooooo my fault its been so long

20:21

sence we talked

I don't think I talked to you ever

20:22

so don't blame yourself

20:22

dw about it

ya around a year ago

20:22

unless theres another 5'4

dw about it tovarisch

wait youre last user name was buter right

god runners

unless theres another 5'4

no that was someone else

20:23

that was audrey

lmfaooooooo ok ok bruhhh

her discord account got deleted

lmfaooooooo damn

drinkin yall tryna??

nah

21:12

children on here